Two guys, one of which is me, at a bus stop. I'm in yellow; other guy's in cyan (or light blue, if you prefer).
Hey.
How ya doin'.
Eh, not too bad. I'd be a lot better if the coffee machine were fixed, but I should be able to have everything done on time.
Ah, you dig that whole "deadlines" thing, huh?
Hang on a sec....I'm not talking to you; I'm on the phone.
....Ah.
....Yeah, I'll CC the whole HR department. Shouldn't be a problem. .......Talk to you later. Bye. .....Haven't you learned to tell when someone's talking on the phone yet?!
Hang on a sec....I'm not talking to you; I'm talking to the voices in my head. .......Yeah, nevermind that stuff, why don't you just throttle him by the neck? Let him know you're not a &$@# robot! .....Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Catch you later. ........Anything else I can do for you?
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