Happiness is a warm puppy.

Complete and utter euphoria, however, is a sweet kitten.

Open message to colleges

At the college level, the purpose of any quiz or exam is to test your knowledge of the course material. It is NOT to trick and confuse us with deceptively worded questions. Keep it clear and straightforward, and we will be on a much faster expressway to utopia. Testing our reading and comprehension skills is what grammar school and high school are for.

Real Headline, No. 1

12-year-old chef makes a great burger

(from the MSN front page)

I wonder if, just maybe....

...the story of Noah's Ark refers to an event that's yet to come.....

You know....with the threat of global warming melting the polar ice caps and inducing mass flooding around the world.....

After all, let's face it...the world's a mess right now. The cleaning thereof might very well require something cataclysmic as the "Great Flood." And, of course, we'll all be trying our hardest to survive the thing....

Yeah....the scenario depicted in the story of Noah's Ark may very well happen, I think.

Any thoughts?

GROAN

You'd think a person my father's age would know better than to keep hazardous material within reach of certain household quadrupeds......

A week without the kids?? Why...it's Parentdise!

Revelation

I just realized something....psychologists, psychiatrists and the like aren't interested in making you feel mentally healthy. They're merely interested in making you think you feel okay while they set you up so that you keep coming back....keep coming back....keep coming back....and keep giving them your fruits. I'm fairly certain of it. It's like the media; nevermind telling the people the truth; just keep them tuned in! I'm going to say this now, and I may very well say it again: M***Y MUST DIE. Utterly primitive society is gone, and a civilized society is here. We can work together to share, people. We will still have services that are currently paid if we are sufficiently motivated to them.

Maybe I'm being overly optimistic here near the end...in fact, I probably am...but, again, if we work together.....it isn't hard.......Open your eyes.....open your heart.....teach your children to share......A utopia is possible...........