There are few things so annoying as people who ask questions of you and immediately answer them for you.

Suburbia.......

It seems the perfect opportunity to have a nice rest and feel the groovy spring weather..........and the #%♦&£@$ in this neighborhood all have to rev up their lawn mowers. And they're always spread out throughout the morning, too. They can't just all do it at once. I think we should have a special time set aside for everyone who cares how their lawn looks to all come out and use their mowers. Preferably on the other side of noon.


(edit, a short while later) And car alarms. Please put these things in the history books next to powdered wigs, typewriters, and telephone cords. They accomplish nothing. It's noise pollution. Nothing more. Name one person whose car alarm was the main reason for a happy ending. See? I couldn't do it, either. Car alarms are nothing more than an obstacle between reasonable people and blissful slumber.

Peace.

Don't dogs get sore throats from all that #^@!#$ barking?

Things that just BUG me

Cracking body joints

Dogs

Advertisements that use the phrase "Ooh-la-la"

Humidity

People who finally stop talking in September

Very paltry amounts of dust and dirt on records, not worth the bother of getting the cleaning kit out

People who take personally comments that had nothing to do with them

Well....bugs, I suppose

Most aspects of the media

People who take pride in burping

People who don't have a sense of humor

Writer's block